The marriage day (or my education in time dilation)

This is the story about a boy named Rob.


Early morning
He wakes up
Knock, knock, knock on her door

She’s in her makeup
Perfect smile
It's the day he’s been waiting for

Isn't she lovely
This Celestial girl

And they say
He's so Lucky
She's a star
But how can a day last for so long
All these people I’ve never seen in my life
Can’t we just skip to the wedding night?

At the reception, in a dream
But there's no one there to wake him up
His smile is hurting and his legs are burning
I don’t think the line will ever stop

Baby

Isn't she lovely?
This Celestial girl

And they say
He's so lucky
She's a star
But how can a day last for so long
All these people I’ve never seen in my life
Can’t we just skip to the wedding night?

Isn't she lovely?
This Celestial girl

And they say.
He's so lucky,
She's a star
But how can a day last for so long
Thinking, All these people I’ve never seen in my life
Can’t we just skip to the wedding night?


Special thanks to whatever person wrote the lyrics for Britney Spears and to the magicians and technical masters that made it semi-palatable to the ears.